That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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