I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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