god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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