Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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