If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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