i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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