I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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