He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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