i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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