Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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