if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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