pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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