After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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