Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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