Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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