white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
How external is "for external use only"?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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