I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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