you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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