What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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