Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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