there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Sober January is a disaster.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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