so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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