I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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