so explain again why im purple
no
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Do plants get herpes?
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