oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I need to align my fucking chakras
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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