Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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