this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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