Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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