My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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