You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
why didn't you poke me back
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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