it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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