so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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