hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Randomize