do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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