who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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