Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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