He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she peed on how many people?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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