He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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