those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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