U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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