have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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