You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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