i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm really busy with my period
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