More tranny stories later!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Can vaginas get frostbite?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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