you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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