I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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