laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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