Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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