I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize
