maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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