I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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