we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
