omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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