i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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