Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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