I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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