Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize