You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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